Jack

a customer, while perusing many lights in the light shop, told her friend that she wanted something that will jump out at her.

bulbboy suggested a jack in the box.

said customer was not best pleased.

Night Fishing

bulbboy is a vegetarian.
it has been years since i ate fish.
although years ago, while on holiday, i did go fishing once, pre-veggie days.

if bulbboy was to fish now, this is how i would do it:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4387412143257629370&q=flashlight

the fish in this video are so shocked at seeing the light they jump straight into the boat.
at one point there were so many fish in the air, if the fisherman had a net he could catch them like butterflies.

i've heard of fish being attracted to glowing lures before but this is incredible.
FLASHLIGHTS: not just for seeing in the dark

Clock

it is after 6am and i should be in bed.
bulbgirl went to bed at a reasonable time.
lately bulbboy's sleeping pattern has been getting worse.

i know when i should go to bed. my body tells me it wants
to go to bed. there are just so many things to do.

most people tend to go to sleep when it gets dark.
bulbboy goes to sleep when it gets light i see some daylight each day but not much.

flashlights work better at night.

Bulbs

"where are all your bulbs?"

bulbboy is asked this question a lot
you might have guessed by now that bulbboy
works in a lighting shop.

next time i'm asked this, i can answer:

here

where 'mr electric' pulls light bulbs out of his mouth.
don't try this at home.